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"First We'll Eat Cake, Then We'll Eat Bezos" Adult Hoodie

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"First We'll Eat Cake, Then We'll Eat Bezos" Adult Hoodie 🧁✨💀👕

It isn't enough to simply eat the rich. Take a stand for what the people truly deserve with the "First We'll Eat Cake, Then We'll Eat Bezos" Adult Hoodie. Featuring a cupcake and the bold phrase that flips the narrative, this design sarcastically critiques wealth inequality. "Cake" becomes a symbol of what the poor rightfully deserve, while the message calls out the deep divides of capitalism. Perfect for those who use wit to challenge the status quo, this hoodie is both a statement piece and a cozy staple. 

Reclaim the Cake: The phrase "First We'll Eat Cake, Then We'll Eat Bezos" transforms cake from indulgence to a symbol of justice, highlighting what the people deserve before confronting wealth hoarding. Comfort Meets Revolution: Made from ultrasoft cotton, this hoodie keeps you warm and comfortable while making a powerful statement against inequality. Bold Design: The playful cupcake combined with the strong text creates a visually striking look that demands attention and provokes thought. Built for Action: High-quality, durable fabric ensures this hoodie holds up through frequent wear, perfect for making a statement in both casual settings and moments of activism.

More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
  • Midweight fabric (8.5oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"First We'll Eat Cake, Then We'll Eat Bezos" Adult Hoodie Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
20
34 1/2
M
29
22
35 1/2
L
30
24
36 1/2
XL
31
26
37 1/2
2XL
32
27
38 1/2

Supplier-provided measurements can differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

Start at the collar's top edge, next to the high point shoulder, and extend the measuring tape to the item's bottom.

B Width

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C Sleeve length

Initiate the measurement at the middle of the back collar, proceed along the sleeve's upper seam to the shoulder, secure the tape here, and continue to the sleeve's end.